[Ordering from McDonalds]
……May I get a double filet, no cheese, no tarter sauce, extra mayo and mustard, add tomatoes and onions!! …..and a medium fry……….[at the drive thru window]….oh yes, thank you, may I have a spicy buffalo sauce…..ok, thanks 😊
[Ordering from Urban Grind or Starbucks ]
…..May I get a small Matcha Frappe..…oatmilk instead, no whip cream, no classic syrup, and an extra scoop of Matcha powder…..
[Ordering at Chipotle]
Me: Can I get a bowl
Chipotle Worker: White or Brown Rice?
Me: Lemme’ get the White Rice
Chipotle Worker: Which Bean?
Chipotle Worker: (Starting to move to the bean section)
Me: Black and Pinto
Chipotle Worker: You want Black and Pinto (with a raised voice)?
Me:
Side note: …the Chipotle Vinaigrette sauces 🫡…